Betsy Shebang

Betsy's Thoughts

I'm happy and livid. I have little education and a small vocabulary, so many words are used more than once. It's damn good to be alive. I resolve to someday stop referring to the human race as "you idiots". But god damn it, can you blame me?

Columns by Betsy Shebang:

9.30.2003: Jack and the Beanstalk: An Exploration of Failed Parenting
2.11.2003: How to Know If Your Husband Is Having an Affair
11.12.2002: Duck 'em If They Can't Get The Joke
9.17.2002: What I Did On My Summer Vacation
7.2.2002
6.18.2002
6.11.2002
6.4.2002
5.28.2002
5.14.2002
5.7.2002
4.30.2002
4.23.2002
4.16.2002
4.9.2002
4.2.2002
3.26.2002
3.19.2002
3.12.2002
3.5.2002
2.26.2002
2.19.2002
2.12.2002
2.5.2002
1.29
1.22
1.15
1.8
1.1
12.18
12.4
11.27
11.20
11.13
11.6
10.30
10.23
10.16
10.9
10.2
9.25
9.18
9.11
9.4
8.21
8.14
8.7
7.31
7.24
7.17
7.10
7.3
6.26
6.19
6.12
6.5
5.29
5.22
5.15
5.8
5.1