Welcome to the return of Cant. Yes, Cant is now back, better than ever, new and improved, with a richer, creamier taste. And, for our North Korean hacker audience, it’s also completely hackproof. No, really. That’s why the US government keeps its secrets in unencrypted files here, including ICBM codes, the combination to the big safe at Fort Knox, the names of all eleven herbs and spices, and the NSA’s Celebrity ShowerCam archive.
I, of course, had nothing to do with the physical or virtual move of republic/Cant. Oh, sure, I offered invaluable moral support, and verified that pages loaded. So, yes, I did play an important role. It wouldn’t be right to deny it. Without me, Cant simply wouldn’t exist today. Next week, maybe, but not today. Ra promised to engrave my name on a brick.
He said some other things, too, regarding “a brick with your name on it,” but they don’t bear repeating.
Oh, and despite what Ra might tell you in his (forthcoming) column, don’t be mislead: this is the test column. I’m the guinea pig here, and don’t believe it when he tries to take the credit.
So…*ahem*…w00t! First post! I rock!