OricXe - Column for 12/7

Interview with OricXe

Welcome to the show OricXe. It's great to have you here.
It's great to be here thanks. Nice show by the way. I love the shiny lights.

So first I have to ask. What's up with the long absence? I mean, hell in the last month I can remember only one column from you. And a shitty one at that. I'm not criticizing here, just stating a fact by the way.
I don't mind. My dear sir, life has a way of getting in the way of the most important. Important repsonsibility's will always take the back seat and therefore be late most of the time. You'll notice that I was late in arriving for this interview too.

Okay then. Does that mean that you posting will remain erratic?
Maybe. I cannot say.

Can you, maybe, give us a prelude to what future columns may contain. I'd really like to know.
Right now, dear sir, I myself have no idea what they will contain. But I can promise you that they will be re-read more than once by myself.

Haha! Nice one. You're seriously don't re-read you articles?
Yes, I am.

OricXe, you made a prediction in one of your columns that your city would be in for one of the most scorching summers ever. Has this been the case?
I'm so dissapointed. Days have been overcast and humid, but without the normal uncomfortable heat of summer. Windy days are few and far inbetween. As is the sun and the stars.

Why the obsession with the weather?
I don't have an obsession. I just hate the way it's changing. A year ago you could tell by the weather on Monday whether it will rain on Saturday. But now...

That's a shame. Will the weather feature in any upcoming articles?
Not at all dear sir. Unless giant robot zombies fall from the sky.

Hehe you're so funny! Well OricXe, we'll see you next time. To end off can you tell name any two things you loathe?
Bush and Beyonce. No explanation needed.

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