Pakeha

Interested in everything. Expert at nothing. Just enough talent, sensitivity, frustration, and bitterness to make a good critic... and still holding a teddy bear hostage.

Columns by Pakeha:

5.20.2007: Worries
1.28.2007: Cycles
1.21.2007: JKJ
12.10.2006: Relief
11.5.2006: Once
9.3.2006: Rebel
8.20.2006: Gunny
8.13.2006: More Neighbors
8.6.2006: Neighbors
7.16.2006: What About the Picts?
7.9.2006: A Bison by Any Other Name
5.7.2006: Today
4.30.2006: Out
4.23.2006: The Cell
4.9.2006: Mystery
4.2.2006: Tallyho!
3.26.2006: A Capital Idea
3.19.2006: Wankers
2.12.2006: The Great Zarthod
2.5.2006: Baby, Part II
1.15.2006: Extractions
1.8.2006: Apology
12.18.2005: Painted into a Corner
12.4.2005: Damned Whore
11.20.2005: Baby, Part I
11.13.2005: Bookrat
11.6.2005: Ad Hominem Liabilities
10.30.2005: Got Wood?
10.16.2005: Smoove
9.11.2005: Reality Factories
9.4.2005: Happy Birthday!
8.28.2005: Go. Team.
8.21.2005: Bavaria
8.21.2005: Test
8.14.2005: Marked for Death
7.24.2005: In Sick
7.10.2005: Heavy Meme
7.3.2005: Intimidation
6.19.2005: Daddy’s Day
6.12.2005: Darkness
5.29.2005: Questions, No Answers – Part 5
5.22.2005: So Close
5.22.2005: Whore
5.15.2005: Whore
5.8.2005: Reloading
5.1.2005: Patriotism
4.17.2005: Hosed
4.10.2005: Feh
4.3.2005: Old Is New
3.27.2005: Superman's Barber
3.20.2005: Buttle Lives!
3.13.2005: Brew
3.6.2005: Deep
1.2.2005: Floating
12.19.2004: Merry Almost Christmas
12.5.2004: Gobble
11.14.2004: Here We Go Again
10.31.2004: Lost
10.10.2004: Hyoo-manatees
10.3.2004: Bleargh
9.26.2004: New Addition
9.19.2004: Update
9.5.2004: Thinking
8.29.2004: FishOfDoom
8.22.2004: Hate in a Minor Key (whinge)
8.8.2004: Franklin
8.1.2004: A Hard Place
7.25.2004: You're Sorry
7.11.2004: Detritus Redux
7.4.2004: In My Day
6.27.2004: Boring as Hell
6.20.2004: Burning the Flag
6.13.2004: Krislee's Trial Part III
6.6.2004: Parenthood
5.30.2004: Consonant Amputation and General Syllabic Abuse
5.23.2004: The Hand of Al-Abn, Part the Second
5.16.2004: Reputation
5.9.2004: Excuses
4.11.2004: Jumper
4.4.2004: Bilious Residue
3.28.2004: Deathless
3.21.2004: The Op
2.29.2004: The Saga
2.22.2004: Cranial Housekeeping
2.15.2004: Me Feeling' Facety, Mon
2.8.2004: Based on a True Story
2.1.2004: It's All Behind You
1.25.2004: Just Following Orders
1.18.2004: Things I Don't Ever Want To Do
1.11.2004: Multiple Personalities
1.4.2004: Things I Like
12.28.2003: Luck
12.21.2003: Measure Of A Man
12.14.2003: Memory
12.7.2003: A Concise Survey of Spin-Bot History
11.30.2003: Encounter at Flatus
11.23.2003: Alien
11.2.2003: Boobs
10.26.2003: Recipe
10.19.2003: Cordless
10.12.2003: Piggies
10.5.2003: Hypnos, Morpheus, etc.
9.28.2003: Things That Don't Work the Way They Should
9.21.2003: Digging Around
9.14.2003: Piggy
8.31.2003: Ghoulish
8.24.2003: The Final Round
8.17.2003: First Round
8.10.2003: Pong
8.3.2003: Impromptu in G Sharp
7.27.2003: Recollections
7.20.2003: Scum
7.13.2003: Dissipation
7.6.2003: Home Improvement
6.29.2003: Lust In Space
6.22.2003: The Price
6.15.2003: Dodge Rambler
6.8.2003: Love
6.1.2003: Saga's End
5.18.2003: Here Fishy Fish
5.11.2003: Boring As Hell
5.4.2003: Laying It Down
4.27.2003: Anniversaries
4.20.2003: Sphincters
4.13.2003: Night Shift
4.6.2003: Intervention
3.16.2003: State of Affairs
3.9.2003: Caboose
3.2.2003: Destroyer
2.23.2003: Into the Meat Grinder
2.16.2003: Smoked
2.9.2003: Gaiety
2.2.2003: Dead Already
1.26.2003: The Dream
1.19.2003: Even More Flickers
1.12.2003: Mech3
1.5.2003: Carpe Blazer
12.29.2002: Tacoma Museum of Glass Can Suck My Ass
12.22.2002: The Rat Race
12.15.2002: Currents
12.8.2002: New! Improved?
12.1.2002: Soundings
11.24.2002: And Then There Was One
11.10.2002: Mech2
11.3.2002: Pain is a Great Teacher
10.27.2002: Blasphemy
10.20.2002: Mechs
10.13.2002: Signs
10.6.2002: Martha
9.29.2002: Past Time
9.22.2002: Human Scum
9.15.2002: Shallow Waters
9.8.2002: Pedigree
9.1.2002: Detritus #2
8.25.2002: Thunder Zipper
8.18.2002: Goal!
8.11.2002: Temple of Doom
8.4.2002: Tug o' War
7.28.2002: Off With Their Heads!
7.14.2002: Impressions: Europe
7.7.2002: Lack of Ass
6.30.2002: Consolation
6.16.2002: Beards
6.9.2002: Living History
6.2.2002: Have You Ever Loved a Woman?
5.26.2002: Forked Tongue
5.19.2002: Nuts Continued
5.12.2002: Aw Nuts!
5.5.2002: Psycho
4.28.2002: Things That Piss Me Off
4.21.2002: Luv
4.14.2002: Tea Time
4.7.2002: Things
3.31.2002: Runner 2.0
3.24.2002: Scrumptious Thai Vaginas
3.17.2002: More Flickers
3.10.2002: Randomnessity
3.3.2002: Wacky-Stoopid
2.24.2002: History
2.10.2002: B.U.M.A.
2.3
1.27: Jed
1.20: Mussolini was like Curly, only evil
1.13: Random Stuff
12.30: Dead Video Device
12.16: Bad Guys
12.9: Running
12.2: Bitch
11.25: Death
11.18: You're Going To Eat That?
11.11: Fascinating Things
11.4: Superstition
10.28: Flickers
10.21: How I Learned To Read
10.14: Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Shit!
10.7: Little Lamb
9.30: Digital Athenas
9.23: Home Sweet Home
9.16: After Words
9.9: Great Tragedies of the Silver Screen
9.2: We Got the Shaft
8.19: Eat My Fuck
8.12: Assorted Coprolites
8.5: Automotive Repair
7.29: Nuke the Gay Whales
7.15: Brains!
7.8: Through the Wire
7.1: Junk Mail
6.24: Daddiness
6.17: Simula
6.10: Shades Of
6.3: Patter
5.27: Shall we refresh with open air?
5.20: Beyond Understanding
5.13: Pooh-Poohing
5.6: Haggisland
4.29: All That Glitters...
4.22: Scribbles
4.15: Naughty Bits
4.8: Morning
4.1: Desire
3.25: Fields
3.18: Wipeout
3.11: Pong
3.4: Sickness
2.25: Litter Box
2.18: Bone In?
2.11: Death By Broccoli
2.4
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