Pakeha - Column for 11/14

Here We Go Again

The race is on.

I have one weekend until my parents arrive for the Thanksgiving holiday.

I don't want to think about four adults in a house with only one toilet.

In the time I have left, I need to finish painting the walls, install the flooring, and install the toilet in our inside bathroom.

Confidence is still high. I have no idea why.

It would be nice to have finished the entire project by now (or about 8 months ago), but as some might remember, another project popped up.

Furthermore, what started out as a simple project to install a shower over a bathtub turned into an epic of absurd proportions.

For the morbidly curious, I present the current task list. Keep in mind that this list includes only the final steps. I wasn't doing the list thing when we started, so the list doesn't record the work we've already done, such as remove the old bathtub, pull off all the old, non-water resistant wallboard, marvel at the mold, sweat in new copper plumbing, ditch the old toilet, pull up the old vinyl flooring, puzzle over all the repairs in the underlayment, pull up the old, disintegrating underlayment, pull out the old vanity, goggle at the extent of rotting in the subfloor, gibber mindlessly at the patchwork of plywood that someone has nailed in to keep the toilet falling through the floor, reel in terror from confirming that the rot has turned the wall's floor plate to powder, install bracing so the roof doesn't collapse, cut out the rotted floor and wall, soak all wood with anti-bug and anti-rot borate solution, install new subfloor, install new tub, install concrete fiberboard on the shower enclosure and as underlayment with stainless steel hardware, tile the shower enclosure, replace all the ancient valves with quarter-turn ball valves, and curl into a fetal position for a few hours.

  1. Tape walls and corners
  2. Fix hole in wallboard under sink
  3. Fill in transition from Hardibacker to wallboard
  4. Sand all joints and filled-in areas
  5. Primer walls
  6. Texture walls
  7. Buy door
  8. Buy door trim
  9. Buy door handle
  10. Buy door threshold
  11. Remove door
  12. Install door
  13. Install door hardware
  14. Cut door trim
  15. Prep/paint door trim
  16. Install door trim inside
  17. Install door trim outside
  18. Buy vanity top
  19. Buy inlet and outlet plumbing to vanity
  20. Buy plumbing to toilet
  21. Buy faucet
  22. Install cabinet
  23. Install vanity
  24. Install inlet plumbing to vanity
  25. Install faucet
  26. Install trim on side of vanity
  27. Fill gap in back of vanity inside
  28. Fit shoe molding to vanity top (account for bowing in walls)
  29. Paint shoe molding for vanity edges
  30. Rough up walls where silicone caulk smeared
  31. Knock down any obvious defects in texturing
  32. Vacuum room
  33. Mask tile, window, tub, vanity, door gaps, vent fan, light box, switches, toilet inlet
  34. Paint lower part of walls
  35. Mask lower part of walls
  36. Paint upper walls, ceiling, door inside
  37. Paint door outside
  38. Paint window sill x 3 or 4
  39. Install shoe molding around vanity top with clear silicone
  40. Caulk shoe molding with clear silicone
  41. Unroll vinyl floor and allow to rest 24 hrs
  42. Install flooring
  43. Install threshold
  44. Install vinyl flooring in vanity
  45. Caulk edge of vinyl in vanity
  46. Install kickboard under vanity
  47. Caulk along floor and vanity
  48. Buy chair rail molding (mullion)
  49. Cut molding to size/cope (crown, chair, base)
  50. Prep molding (sand/fill/etc.)
  51. Paint molding (door, chair, baseboard, crown)
  52. Install chair molding
  53. Install baseboard
  54. Install crown molding
  55. Fill in holes in molding and trim (door in and out, chair, baseboard, crown)
  56. Touch up molding paint (door in and out, chair, baseboard, crown)
  57. Caulk molding (door in and out, chair, baseboard, crown)
  58. Scrub overspray from tile
  59. Grout tile
  60. Seal grout x 2 or 3
  61. Install handhold
  62. Install tub and shower hardware
  63. Clean floor of goop
  64. Caulk transition of tile to wall
  65. Install tub side
  66. Install toilet ring
  67. Install toilet
  68. Caulk toilet
  69. Install medicine cabinet
  70. Caulk windowsill/window
  71. Caulk floor to tub
  72. Buy/install shower curtain
  73. Buy towel bar
  74. Install towel bar
  75. Install lighting fixture
  76. Construct switch cover/paint/install

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