Wanton Hussy - Column for 4/1

Back from the Dead

Made you look!

Happy April Fool's Day!

Sorry - I couldn't help myself. You should have seen the look on your faces; so hopeful, so happy. Wow, I had no idea you'd even noticed I was gone.

I'll be back soon though, really. I mean it this time. I wouldn't trick you twice, now.

Or would I...?

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